Mirrored Lenses
Aviator Sunglasses Silver Frame Mirror Lens (Eyewear)
- plastic
- metal frame
- plastic lens
- non-polarized
- Lens width: 65 millimeters
- Bridge: 20 millimeters
- Arm: 144 millimeters
Mirrored Lenses
This purchase has been the single greatest investment of my life.
Initially I was skeptical. But after reading an amazing review, I took
the plunge.
These glasses have reversed my life. Before owning the awesome power that is these sunglasses, I was just another part of the brainwashed masses wandering and squinting aimlessly through the day-to-day monotony. Trust me when I say, you need to buy these glasses.
I now know the meaning of confidence. I walk the streets with the demeanor and commanding presence of a demi-god. I am a sexual tyrannosaurus. Women want me, men want to be me.
These glasses have reversed my life. Before owning the awesome power that is these sunglasses, I was just another part of the brainwashed masses wandering and squinting aimlessly through the day-to-day monotony. Trust me when I say, you need to buy these glasses.
I now know the meaning of confidence. I walk the streets with the demeanor and commanding presence of a demi-god. I am a sexual tyrannosaurus. Women want me, men want to be me.
Mirrored Lenses
I have worn these nearly 24/7 since they arrived. It is required that you wear them indoors to every party you attend. They have turned me in to a beer pong and ultimate frisbee champion. I have been in multiple fist fights just from people looking in to these glasses. Whether it is out of fear, jealousy or just absolute infactuation, no one will be able to keep their eyes off of you.
Mirrored Lenses
I could write more, but I no longer have time for things like this. If you want to be this awesome, buy a pair. Actually, do what I did and buy the 3-pack. Then order 3 more 3-packs. They are cheap enough that when some scrub steals them because they are just that jealous, you can don another pair and keep on strutting.
Mirrored Lenses
Mirrored Lenses
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